Wei Xiang and his irritating behaviour

haha... once again its time for Dexter's shout out of irritating people in the class of 0721A...
mwahahah.. *cracks fingers* *cracks neck* *ow ow.. cramp*
okok... the well renown psycologist Dr. Dexter shall now try to explain the reason Wei Xiang (exhibit A) is so freaking bitchy annoying and overall a Fu*ked up kinda guy...
u guys ready for this???
buckle up cos here goes.... *claps claps*
first.. lets talk about Exhibit A's actions BEFORE the O lvls results came out..
Exhibit A : "Wa.. dun need study liao ah... who cares man.. going poly... dun ask me volunteer..."
FU*K u man.. who the hell cares about whether u going poly or not? going poly then dun stay here la.. CB.. disturb disturb... mother never teach u manners ah??
okok.. time for the explanation... we can safely conclude that Exhibit A has ZERO friends.. so he has developed a kind of ZI BI attitude.. so we cannot really blame the asshole right??
next... during projects...
Exhibit A : *auomatically moves to the 3 ppl who hates him the MOST in the class , me and eddy and kai an...
*wtf man.. dun come near us... no.. dun please.. *pleads with god
*Ms Shen : Ok... u 4 in a group...
me and eddy and kai an: stares at each other thinking *wtf*
Exhibit A : smiles... -.-'''
explanation time... Exhibit A has the tendency to move towards me and eddy and kai an because... well... we are the most CHARMING AND HANDSOME of the lot... haha... no offence guys... so ya... he thinks he can absorb our popularity by being near us...
next, after O lvls results...
Exhibit A : 11 points... "oh.. my MOTHER wants me to stay in poly... i got (2 middle fingers) points... going to some fu*ked up JC..(forgot which one le)
explanation : well... his mum must have done some major good deeds like saving an entire village of people from a monster or sth to allow Jesus/Buddha/Allah/Krishna/other gods to bless him with such good results....
whereas good people like Eddy, Yong Ming ,Zi yang,Kai An should've done better...
Then came the GP debate
Exhibit A: so xiao zhang wor... leader sia... has the "u cant do without me" attitude
whereas... i was trying hard as hell to switch him to the other group...
explanation : only 1 explanation.. he is a conceited bastard...


hmmm... there are still other actions of his that irritates the hell outta ppl.. but they dun pay me enough to be wasting my time...haha...
Overall.. i encourage everyone to boycot this bastard...


Special thanks to : Exhibit A for being the guy that everyone hates
Zi Yang who inspired me to write this
and last but not least...Dr.Dexter who took precious time off his supremely busy schedue to be with us today...